4 definitions by Akuryuha

Top Definition
A deadly disease that when contracted creates extreme anal retentiveness, hatred of all video games, and a complete loss of all logical thought processes.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Example 1:

JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!

Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.

Example 2:

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: YOU SUCK!

Judge: You're out of line.

Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!

Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
by Akuryuha May 30, 2008
Kids who, for some ungodly known reason why on this green earth, are given the ability to mute, kick, ban, and otherwise make playing on a particular server a living fucking, nightmarish hell.

These admins get their jollies and probably only sense of satisfaction in life by hounding players that they deem annoying, unfair, or simply deserving of their abuse.

Other names for these cretins: Assmins, dickmins, shitmins.
Example 1
Player 1: DUDE! I just got banned for getting two head-shots on that guy!

Player 2: 12 yr old admin man. What do you expect?

Example 2
Player 1: {Player 1 was set on fire.}
What?
{Player 1 was frozen}
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
{Player 1 was muted}
OH HELL NO!
{Player 1 was gagged}
Oh you little bitch.
{Player 1 was kicked and banned}

FUCKING 12 YR OLD ADMINS!
by Akuryuha February 15, 2009
Ever had some one tell you to sum something up in a word and amazing wasn't cutting it, way cool is two words, and stupendous just sounds stupid? Well now you can, just say: It's the Greatestthingever.
Person 1:Please, in a word, describe the pearl necklace around your girlfriends neck.
Person 2: Greatestthingever.

Person 1: So how'd you like frying your Halo 3 disc in the microwave?
Person 2: Greatestthingever.
by Akuryuha May 28, 2009
A Fucking Awesome Gamer.
Ex 1:

12 year olds online calling you a fag for being way better than them in light of their clear and obvious suck? Then hey, if the Brits and Aussies can call cigarettes "fags", then take their complement and tell them, "Hells yes, I am a Fucking Awesome Gamer, thanks for noticing."

Oh you don't think this'll catch on? If Clerks 2 took back Porch Monkey, then I'm taking FAG back.

Ex 2:

Player 1: Holy crap! That guy is 15-0, damn he's leet.
Player 2: Dude, first off, who says leet anymore? Secondly, he's not leet, he's a FAG.
Player 1: Yea, you're right, he is a pretty Fucking Awesome Gamer.
by Akuryuha May 28, 2009

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