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Sayings and phrases made by the eccentric genius photographer, Maximillian Kalkman. go look at his pictures, they are gorgeous.
These are several examples of Max-isms.

"you're a dumbshit Mr. Mercedes!!"

"*BUUUURP* WTF?!! I DIDNT EAT ANY FRUITLOOPS!!!!"

"NOM NOM NOM, PAAAANDAAAAAA!!" (<--MIND YOU, HE DID THAT IN A CROWDED RESTAURANT.)
by Aki:) July 21, 2009

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