look up any word, like turnt:

2 definitions by Airgaf

 
1.
The transformer with the most positive outlook on life.
Optimist Prime thinks the world is a beautiful place even when Negatron is destroying it.
by Airgaf February 24, 2009
 
2.
After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.
I'm kind of hungry and kind of horny. I could really go for some porn on the cob
by Airgaf January 03, 2008