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1 definition by Ahgodamit

 
1.
A bastard or cunt who is stingy and doesn't help you when you need it.
Jake: Hey man, can I borrow one of your condoms for my hot date tonight?
Floppy Twat: No man, I don't have enough left.
(Floppy Twat knows he isn't going to use them, but makes Jake suffer anyway)
Jake: You floppy twat.
by Ahgodamit June 20, 2004