A person, place, or thing that a person blindly adores despite blatant and obvious reason not to
John: OMFG! The new macbook air just came out! I don't care if it's underpowered, overpriced, only has 64 gig SDD and doesn't have a backlit keyboard. Wait hold on. I have to close out of this app on my iPhone since I don't have multitasking. Who cares? It still totally pwns android. Wait just give it a second. I must be holding the phone wrong or something. It totally pwns anything and EVERYTHING you have because APPLE IZ TEH BEST EVER!