A replacement for the f-bomb
when parents/teachers/Jesus is nearby. Can be spelled with one or two F's at the end (not that you'd ever need to write it down).
The comical value of using this is great - from a distance it sounds exactly like "the big one". A quick explanation later and "blammo!" you got yourself a new classroom word.
Teacher: Has everyone got their novelisation of the the screenplay "Alabama Chainsaw Massacre"?
Cool kid: Oh, fuff!
Cool kid: It's coo' maan. Chill your fuffin' ass.
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