2 definitions by Affuso

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"Zetto" was the name of the quartier of the east europe jews (the venetian native jews can live where they wished)and means nothing, just a name for a place.
The east europe jews cannot spell the letter "z" and calling it "ghetto".

1400: Yankele:"I am an jew immigrant from Polland , can I rent a house here?"
Bepin: "no, you must go in the zetto : third channel on the right."
Yankele"what?"
Bepi"Zetto, Zetto, the third channel on the right and youll'find the quartier. Then ask to the rabbis"
Yankele" Shit ! I cannot spell this..ketto, ghetto..ach!"
by Affuso October 15, 2006

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A fictional character scripted and played by the british jew comedian Baruch (Baron) Sacha Cohen.
Borat is a smiley guy from a nightmarish muslim country ( the locations are the dirties slums of Romania, the language is a mixture of polish and hebraic ) when the inhabitans are all savages, peadophils and the girl are all prostitutes (and they are all antisemitic ).
Unlike the funny foregnein played by the late Andy Kaufman who was from a fictional country, this Borat came from a "real " nation : the Kazakhinstan, a large former soviet country
His character portraits the muslims as orrible monsters just like the nazi propaganda did against the jews; ironically ,he probably thinks to be antibigotry.

" he's not trying to make fun of khazakstan but rather chose Khazakstan cause its a small country which nobody knows. i think bortsch said it all./..
"Kazakhstan is the 9th largest country in the world by area and has a population of 15 million people. But i get ur point."
Borat pwned Kazakstan with this. But really, i've never even heard of Kazakstan until Borat."
by Affuso October 17, 2006

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