someone who goes onto urbandictionary.com and defines there name.
Idiot: Dude what are you doing?
Urban Idiot: I'm defining my name on urban dictionary.
Idiot: What did you say?
Urban Idiot: I said "a crazy shorty that loves to fuck. HUGE PACKAGE. can skateboard. loves to put it in the ladies ass. has great hair. sexy as hell. has a great firm ass, and loves people to touch it. it is orgasmic to him. likes all type of music. is in love with the store pac-sun. and has a nerdy brother and he is the exact opposite as his brother."
Someone who, when on facebook, updates their status multiple times so that thier status updates are within 2 updates of one another. This generally happens when someone is on facebook way to often and their status should in fact always be "isert name" is On Facebook.
Calvin is the status fiend
update: Calvin is Sleepy
update: Calvin feels like going to bed
update: Jim Took the which power ranger are you quiz he is the red ranger.