15 definitions by Aeryck

The combination of "blotch" and "fart" that was given to the occurance when one would expell a blast of moist gas from their anus making a blotch in their undergarment.
As Patti was making salads at Pizza Hut, she blarted and ended up getting a damp spot in her panties and requested that she go home early to refreshen up.
by Aeryck July 05, 2005

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