5 definitions by Adustus

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1) Pornographic internet literature.
2) Dirty talk via instant messaging or e-mail.
Porn? Nah... I like a good sext. You use your imagination more... makes it much more... interesting.

Hey baby, lemmie hear some of that sext.
by Adustus April 17, 2005

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1. A common nickname used to annoy or scorn one named Tonya or Tony

2. Tonya Shelstad

3. Derives from the 2004 Decemberween episode from Homestarrunner.com where StrongMad recieves a rock with a face drawn on it named "Tony-Stony"
1. & 2. Shut up Tony-Stony... you blonde!

3. I LOVE YOU TONY STONY! .... NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!
by Adustus March 27, 2005

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a male efemminate heterosexual (metrosexual)
It's strange how he has a grilfriend... he's such a pixie!
by Adustus November 12, 2004

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1: (n.) a mammal of the musteline family, related to the weasel, mostly found in asia.
2: (n.) Slang for a rather large penis. Used typically in a joking manner.
1: "Ow! That mongoose bit me!"
2: "Those spandex tights really accentuate that mongoose of his... jeez it's like OUT THERE!"
by Adustus November 12, 2004

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a mild, more socially acceptable form of the famed "F" word. Commonly used in online forums and such.
"Feck off!"
"What the feck?"
by Adustus November 12, 2004

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