(n.) A celebration that
occurs once a year in the Smurf
Village, where Smurfette has sex with ALL the Smurfs (save Vanity Smurf
-cuz he's gay) and Papa Smurf
to the movie "Donnie Darko", this is impossible because
Smurfs don't have genitalia.
Yo, Brainy, I feel the Smuckfest in da air. Check it, Papa Smurf's loadin'-up the hand-cam...