Before the Alpha, after the Omega. He causes to become the one who causes to become. The most epic man of all time.
1. JP Donnelly killed two birds with one Chuck Noris.
2. There is no such thing as global warming. JP Donnelly was cold, so he turned the sun up.
3. Noah was the only man notified before JP Donnelly relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
Everyone sucks but JP Donnelly