An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).
John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?
Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
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