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Metropolis of Maine, envy of Boregon. which is the land of rain and suicide
Passport required for entry unless you're a Catholic Charities refugee. (a 3rd world immigrant who knows 2 English words, welfare and lawyer)
Large GLBTGQ liberal population, larger redneck hick 4x4 population that resents the 1st group.
Only True Blue Occupy group, as in Wall St, (in Portland aka Lincoln Park ) living in tents in 10 degree weather, bolstered by the largest homeless transient preggo (eyetalian for knocked up) teen population east of the Mississippi.
City Council form of government with City Manager & Mayor so Portlanders get double raped on taxation.
City full of lawyers and actors working as busboys and waiters. Portland has more restaurants per capita than any American city and the most grease clogged sewers and arteries in America.
Meet Truly Dynamic Women (Fat chicks whom even lesbians won't date) who don't shave or bathe, wear tats on their twats and pins in their shins.
Come for the day, but leave before dark.
Portland, Maine
by Adam Popovich December 29, 2011