So-called musical performer, proof that one can sell millions of CDs with no talent whatsoever.
Perpetrator with then-boyfriend Kevin Federline
of a reality TV
series (Britney and Kevin: Chaotic) that showed just how awful reality TV can be.
Someone who has accomplished a very difficult feat -- making Madonna
's career look classy by comparison.
Presently, a demonstration of what happens as Andy Warhol
’s fifteen minutes
A future case study of the rise and fall of a tween
A Poster Girl (through her divorce from K-Fed
) for having a good attorney
, and getting a good pre-nup.
Present and future fodder for the National Enquirer
, tabloid television
, tmz.com, etc.
One of many plagues unleashed on the world by the 1990s edition of The Mickey Mouse Club
Britney Spears will probably blow all the money she's ever made trying to prolong her celebrity past its expiry date.