When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.
Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'
Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.
Kids with the IQ equivalent of a skid mark (shit kids)
Easy to use in front of said children and parents when their kids are screaming and running about ruining your chi.
Seen at a jobcentre near you.
If that shkids doesn't stop screaming soon I'm gonna drop kick it into burger king and feed it to a bum after they've given up trying to make good of the worst of a dead cow utter bag and thrown it out with the bad milkshake.