Dude, your girl friend just chewed me out about drinking and "smoking", what the fuck is up with her?
Uh, she was high
as shit with me yesterday
and then downed a bottle of strawberry
hill before bed...that doesn't sound like her?
...Aw snap, I forgot, she's a hipecostal...fucking cunt
Dude, I met this chick last night...and she sucked my dick and fucked
the shit outta me within like 30 minutes
of knowing my name...(in the bar bathroom)
That's kinda cool...safe to say she's not a very "religious, take home to mom" type of gal eh?
Hell no, she's penecostal!
Penecostal...?...Oh, you mean HIPECOSTAL! That explains
it...I guarantee you aren't the only one she fucked
and sucked that night...I'd get checked bro!