1 definition by Abrash

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the gay toy with a plastic head and a rubber suit thats filled w/ some fukin nasty gooey stuff, and when u try to stretch it too far, it explodes and hardens over all of ur things.
I was playing with my stretch armstrong when it pop and got its goop shit in my eye, causing temporary blindness and extreme pain
by Abrash March 16, 2006

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