87 definitions by AbnormalBoy

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.
"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."
by AbnormalBoy September 02, 2004

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Repitition is the definition of the collision of similar compositions of words and shit. and shit. and shit
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
Repitition Repitition Repitition
Stabby Stabby Stabby Stabby.
by AbnormalBoy September 17, 2004

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Business or operation where everybody is incompetent.
"They got the order wrong and customer service has left me on hold for twenty minutes. This company is a dude ranch."
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

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Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.
Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

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Someone with strong opinions (especially political) but lacks the eloquence to express them. He makes his stance known only by agreeing with an eloquent speaker with the same opinions.
Teacher: Class, what do you think?

Robert: The problem is with the tax
accountant lobbyists who demand ever more complicated tax codes to give themselves job security and tax payers headaches.

Herbert: Yeah! What he said.

Teacher: Herbert, you are such a dittohead!
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

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A male who lacks popularity due to his pedantism and quirky fashion sense. Usually impartial to bowties.
"Poindexter, when he said everyone was invited to his party he didn't mean you! Isn't there a book-of-the-month club meeting somewhere?"
by AbnormalBoy April 02, 2004

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A very young prima donna.

It is a play on words that uses "Madonna", the name of a pop-music star who is a prima donna of the highest order.

Pre-madonnas cannot help they way they are because their parents spoiled them and they are still developing their personalities.
My niece is a pre-Madonna. All she has to do is whine and her parents give her what she wants.
by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

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