A complicated and dangerous sexual event
in which the woman lies prone
on the bed while the man dresses up like D'Artagnan from
the Three Musketeers. The man then gets into an 18-wheeler with a Shawn
Michaels dildo taped to the front
bumper. After estimating the correct trajectory, the man will aim his heavenly
missile at the house and not cease until
he has achieved either penetration or a total property loss.
In the meantime, the woman is high on a cocktail of ecstasy and psilocybin
mushrooms and is roused by the sound of repeated gongs.
There must be a lawyer, doctor, and qualified mechanic present.
"What in the heavenly fuck
noise last night?!"
"Dad gave Mom a McBunga for their
anniversary. Consequently, we have
no place left to live. Mind if I crash with you for awhile?"