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2 definitions by Abbyeye

 
1.
When something is utterly fucked up in a construction environment. Named after Johnny Cuffer. A mealy mouth, insolant retard who wears all of the appropriate contractor style clothes to hide his ineptatude. Also drives very large FORD trucks to disguise his penis size.
"Hey! Who Cuffered up the cords?"
"Damn, that wall is Cuffered!"
"Hey, who Cuffered up the Porta John?"
"Man, he got Cuffered."
by Abbyeye April 16, 2005
 
2.
A sub-class of musioc that is akin to audible laxatives. See also: Vanilla Ice, Da Barge and William Hung.
I have eaten too much cheese and am constipated. I need a newspaper, a roll of toilet papper and an I-Pod filled with Enya.
by Abbyeye April 16, 2005