A 97 mile long tributary to the Scioto River in Central Ohio. Known
for the 22 miles of designated scenic river, and most
notable for the strip renamed the "toxic waste
dump" by the Ohio State University Campus.
Every year thousands of plastic bottles, beer
bottles, and pizza boxes are thrown for good fun in the Olentangy by drunken or careless college kids. Every winter, when the river freezes over, more noteable things are dropped
onto the ice to sink once it thaws including: Shopping carts, Shoes, Safety Cones, Construction Barrels, Car Parts, and other stolen artifacts such as a Marching Band Sousaphone, a kite, and an animal
The toxicity of the river is known
throughout the campus- students claim that should someone fall in, they have
a 50/50 shot of obtaining super
powers or a mutated third limb.
A number of Canadian geese
and mallards call this river home, but most
notably are the four white geese nicknamed
Floppy, Goon, Retard
Goose and Fluffy.
River is so filled with large obstacles the OSU Crew
and Rowing teams
have to create narrow paths to row to avoid damaging their boats.Drunk
1: Hey! I've got a broken motorcycle I don't use anymore!Drunk
2: Let's throw it in the Olentangy