A very, very deceptively
alcoholic cocktail that is can be concocted quite feasibly
with cheap vodka
works excellently with a more
high-class vodka such as Absolut
and Absolut Citron. Yummy.
The basis of this cocktail is lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a big, tall glass
and filling it with ice. (You've gotta have it chilled
baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole
load of Lemons into the bottom of the glass
, adding a tonne of Vodka
, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka
What happens is that you drink one, and that's already
two shots of Vodka
right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more
, you still fell OK, so you end up having five Collins
, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.
Revered in many circles
because, even though real men are supposed to drink Budweiser
and other generic
Lagers, a Collins
is much more impressive
as a measure
of how much
alcohol you can handle.
1. "What are you drinking tonight
Mikey? Beer, like a real man?"
"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight
. Yeah, Lemon-fresh."
2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."
"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...BANG!(Falls on floor.)"
3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value
"OH HELL YEAH!!"