A poetic form developed by Aaron Deaton that uses clearly stated post-apocolyptic words and hidden meanings. The word itself means CripticPost-Apocoliptica. This form of writing has never before been seen by him, as an individual, and should be highly considered! No one understands how it is post-apocolyptic but the writer, and that is how it is meant to be...it is totally abstract in every form.
"The flame, it has gathered in the...."
"Flame it has never been in it...."
"AND I NOW KNOW WHO TO BLAME!" (Apococriptica)
Maria:"Damn Heather, he was so nice, and he's handsome"
Heather:"Hushaface Maria, you only want him for his enormous dick!"
Maria:"Hushaface Heather, at least I've seen his dick"
Heather:"HUSHAFACE MARIA GAGE IS MINE!!!"
N. A combination of contradict and slap. It is when you are opposing someone and they slap you without thinking, usually from anger.
Metro Guy:"Yeah, I've been being in the bathroom a lot lately, so me and Joe are fighting over who should get more bathroom time...he got mad and I got a contridislap."
Other Guy:"Oh, my, god, did he say sorry."
Metro:"Yeah, he was just mad...I deserved it."