Teacher: Today we will have a pop quiz.
Student: I HATE
YOU. YOU MOTHER FERN!
Friend 1: That mother fern has nothing to do but snort coke
Friend 2: Yeah, what a mother fern
Brother: What a mother fern.
Sister: Why is she a mother fern?
Brother: Because all she does is do weed. What a mother fucking pothead (mother fern).