396 definitions by AYB

Uttering bullshit or talking nonsense. Most commonly done by managers and corporate whores.
Employee: Will you make some sense and stop talking out of your ass?

Management: YOU'RE FIRED!!!
by AYB February 18, 2003
A person, typically an adolescent, who spends a good part of the day at the mall, mostly window-shopping or hanging out at the cafeteria.
by AYB June 24, 2003
NES
The first great console made by Nintendo.
by AYB February 22, 2003
A brilliant post-9/11 strategic maneuver created by George W. Bush to liberate the oil from the ground while shooting at innocent Iraqi civilians and replacing Saddam with yet another puppet dictator.
Thanks to Operation Iraqi liberation, millions of Americans can happily fill up their gas-guzzling SUVs.

Hooray for Bush!
by AYB July 19, 2003
An excellent science fiction movie series. Features a race of insect-like aliens called Xenomorphs, which have acidic blood and a collective mentality. They lay eggs like normal insects, but the larvae can only mature into adults by leaping onto a host organism's face and injecting themselves dow into the digestive tract. The adults burrow themselves out of the host, killing it in the process.
Basically, if you have an alien Xenomorph on your planet, your species is doomed.
Not even the Marines were tough enough to face the Xenomorphs in the Aliens movie.
by AYB October 17, 2003
Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.
In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.
by AYB August 28, 2003
A really cool cartoon that was made back when we didn't have all these bullshit political-correctness laws.
by AYB March 09, 2003

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