2 definitions by AThousandCuts
| 1. | fucktard | ||
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1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'. 2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation. Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear!
Son: Fucktard again? Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in! Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard. |
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| 2. | twee | ||
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The noise a sparrow makes the moment it dies. Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, twee.
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