4 definitions by ATMJess

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a loud neighbor that you always hear clomping around in the apartment above you but you never actually see leave home.
"What's going on upstairs!?"
"It sounds like minotaur is pissed off."
by ATMJess May 27, 2007

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when someone squirts shit all over the back side of the toilet bowl.

(can also be used as a noun)
verb:
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."

noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"
by ATMJess May 27, 2007

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1. the loop found on carpenter style pants, more specifically when found on carpenter shorts.

2. a penis
"What do you got there on your pants? Fag Handle! Fag Handle!"

"He just walked right up to him and grabbed him by the fag handle."
by ATMJess May 27, 2007

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when a man sneaks up on another man and places his testicles somewhere on his bare skin. At this point he says, "Money in the bank, shorty what you drank."

"When I was trying to watch Beverly Hills Cop II my son of a bitch friend snuck up behind the couch and money in the banked me on my shoulder."
by ATMJess May 27, 2007

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