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The small town in Wyoming where all the cool kids live. Far more superior than the hole 15 miles east called Rock Springs. Produces few douche bags, but the ones who are are SEVERE douche bags.
What? You're from Green River? That's friggin' awesome! You must, in turn, be awesome! Unless you're one of those douche bags people speak of...
by AST1027 October 10, 2008