1 definition by ASHLEY&AUDRA

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braeden- typically a guy with a boyish prick. usually about 4 feet tall, and is known to be a hobbit. he's a complete asshole to others to make up for his little size. girls named ashley likes to shit on his life. did i mention he has a small weiner?

i hope your reading this, braeden.
you piece of shit. (:

oh, and by the way..he has a really ugly car.
ashley: god, i hate braeden. he's such a dick!
audra: maybe he's being a big dick to make up the size of his little one.
audra and ashley: AHAHA.
....
audra: i want some Arbys.
by ASHLEY&AUDRA May 20, 2010

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