The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook
or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat
, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.
Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.
Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
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