One of America's great small towns situated along the Historic Old National Road on Rt. 40. One gas station. One Diner. Maybe the most patriotic town in Pennsylvania. Named after Henry Clay, who had never set foot in town or had ever even been in the area.
Bored Guy #1: Hey, I think I'm going to head t o downtownClaysville and drink coffee with the old folks at Allum's Diner, want to come?
Bored Guy #2: Sure, and maybe later we can go over to Sprowls and buy some paint so we can watch it dry?
Bored Guy #1: Awesome.