12 definitions by ALEXtheEMO
| 1. | Alt + F4 | ||
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Alt + F4 is used as a prank. Newbie: "Do you guys know any cheats?"
Expert: "Yes, just press Alt + F4!" *Newbie presses Alt + F4* *Expert laughs* |
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| 2. | Kongregate | ||
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A website, where you can chat and play a game simoultaneously!!! The authorities of Kongregate:
Administrators: greg, jimgreer, emily_greer, Ducklette, AlisonClaire, Kongretgate, Jonathan, jvoorhis, phoenix00017, and jim7(there are more!!!) Curators: JohannasGarden, rawismojo, jindo, Derjaz, truendymion, Darth_sirov, Dinosaur_Hunter, matt, and TheDavidCarney(possibly more in the future...) Room owners: Genx, IAmTheCandyMan, Mostly_Harmless, and Akasharoo(there are more!!!) Moderators: MossyStump, Storageheater, Kralis, todbot1, oink, aenh, awalters, DragonFlame997, Nahh, unproductive and GormenGhast(there are more!!!) |
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| 3. | Zeus | ||
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Cronus sired several children by Rhea: Hestia, Demeter, Hera, Hades, and Poseidon, but swallowed them all as soon as they were born, since he had learned from Gaia and Uranus that he was destined to be overcome by his own son as he had overthrown his own father— an oracle that Zeus was to hear and avert. But when Zeus was about to be born, Rhea sought Gaia to devise a plan to save him, so that Cronus would get his retribution for his acts against Uranus and his own children. Rhea gave birth to Zeus in Crete, handing Cronus a rock wrapped in swaddling clothes, which he promptly swallowed.
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Rhea hid Zeus in a cave on Mount Ida in Crete. According to varying versions of the story: He was then raised by Gaia. He was raised by a goat named Amalthea, while a company of Kouretes— soldiers, or smaller gods— danced, shouted and clashed their spears against their shields so that Cronus would not hear the baby's cry. He was raised by a nymph named Adamanthea. Since Cronus ruled over the Earth, the heavens and the sea, she hid him by dangling him on a rope from a tree so he was suspended between earth, sea and sky and thus, invisible to his father. He was raised by a nymph named Cynosura. In gratitude, Zeus placed her among the stars. He was raised by Melissa, who nursed him with goat's-milk and honey. He was raised by a shepherd family under the promise that their sheep would be saved from wolves. Laurel-wreathed head of Zeus on a gold stater, Lampsacus, c 360-340 BC (Cabinet d... |
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| 4. | Emophobes | ||
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Plural form of emophobe. Someone who is too stupid, to realize that emos do not cut themseleves. Emophobes need to die. Emophobes are my enemy, and I wish that they would kill themselves.
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| 5. | Impossible | ||
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"Impossible" originally was defined as something that is completely not possible to be done or completed. Modernly, it is a slang word, that is an adjetive. It is used for tasks that are of extreme difficulty, that one may have not completed. This one must have been the one to call it impossible, though in doubt, of his inability to do it, he knew it was not really impossible; just using it as an adjetive. Things that have not been completed by you, may be considerably impossible, due to your inability of the completion of what you are doing(trying). Man 1: I'm going to run 5 miles in just 20 minutes.
20 minutes and 1 nanosecond later... Man 1: I'm back- Oh, damn! Just 1 nanosecond off... this task is impossible!!! Man 2: No, 'tis not impossible. Man 2 runs 4.999999999 miles in just 19.99999999 minutes. Man 1: You ran approximately 5 miles in approximately 20 seconds, see? ...it is impossible!!!!! |
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| 6. | LAT | ||
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LAT is an acronym for "Lightning and Thunder". It is basically what you might hear and see! Guy 1:" Did you know that lightning is faster than thunder?"
Guy 2:" No, but I have heard of LAT!" Guy 1:" What is that?" Guy 2:" LAT is "Lightning and Thunder", duh!" |
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| 7. | Erectronic | ||
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Something that is electronic, and gives a male an erection. Male 1: "Hi, what is that?"
*Male 2 shows his erectronic to Male 1* Male 2: "It is my erectronic!" |
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