Assholic, n. Someone, preferably of the female gender, who has it wished upon them by multiple beings to be violently pillaged and ravaged by a shark, usually a great white, who then devours the flesh of said entity in a rather barbaric and savoring manner.
Guy: Look of that bag 'o ho over there! *points
Girl: Oh my gosh, she's assholic!
Guy: I agree, now let's go dump her in a shark tank and help out society!