1 definition by ABathingGorilla

Top Definition
Alcoholic drink;
Short for Jose Cuervo
1. The bane of all human existence.
2. Has power to transpose user from the club to the holding pen at the nearest police station.
3. Has tendency to generate embarrassing photos the next morning.
4. A great drink
Person A: Hey man lets hit this Jose
Person B: Hell yeah!

(...A bottle of Jose later...)

Person A's Heartbeat: ...
by ABathingGorilla June 08, 2007

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