A code word used by clueless visitors to a topless area (Usually a beach, swimming pool, or other place where water is prominently blue) used to point out a nice looking set of boobs without being noticed by the other people.
Guy1: "Hey man, look at all this BLUE WATER around here!"
Guy2: "Yeah I know! theres some really big BLUE WATER to your left."
Guy1: "Holy shit! That's the nicest BLUE WATER I have ever seen!"
A shiny colored gloss, often based on petroleum jelly. Very similar to lip gloss, only meant for the nipples. Nip gloss is usually flavored, however may sometimes be unflavored. Every self respecting nipple fucker will keep a tube of nip gloss on them at all times.
A word used to describe the fucking of a doodledandy. A doodledandy is a dick that is blue and is infested with tiny canadian pubic elves that are ceaselessly tugging on the hairs, infecting the area with inflamed pimples. The only way to get rid of them is to engage in sexual activity with a small reptilian animal. Before leaving to infect the reptile, they will deficate explosively into your urethrea, causing burning sensations when urinating. They will also ejaculate itchy, infectious sperm filled with STD's. If you are a woman, they could impregnant you with a freaky, horny, blue elf babies that will claw up you vagina when departing.