24 definitions by A7X forever
An extremely sexy girl from the video game series 'Metroid'. I've never played the game, but once I saw Samus, I figured I should get the game, for, you know, the action... Every night I- er... umm... many people masturbate to her picture, just turn safesearch OFF on google images and look up 'samus porn' you'll be happy you did!
guy1: Man, at the end of Metroid Prime Trilogy when Samus took off her armor, I blew on my face!
guy2: Find naked pictures of her on google, and you'll shoot across the entire room!!!
guy2's girlfriend: What's this stuff on the wall?
guy2: Hey, did you do something with your hair? It looks great!
guy2: Find naked pictures of her on google, and you'll shoot across the entire room!!!
guy2's girlfriend: What's this stuff on the wall?
guy2: Hey, did you do something with your hair? It looks great!
by A7X forever August 25, 2010
The most kick-ass helicopter in the world. Seriously, this thing can seek and destroy it's targets from so far away you can't even hear it. The coolest thing about it is that there is an aiming reticle on the visor of the weapons officer's helmet. All he has to do is look at his target, and the gun aims there too!
by A7X forever September 18, 2010
James 'The Rev' Sullivan was the drummer for Avenged Sevenfold until his tragic death on December 28, 2009. The Rev wrote the lyrics to most of their songs and was one of the most kick-ass drummers to ever walk the face of the earth. He was a fan of Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater, who is now helping A7X to get back on their feet. 3 days before his death, he came to the band after finishing the lyrics to 'Fiction' and said, "That's it. That's the final song on the album." Their new album 'Nightmare' has many references to Jimmy, like the lines;
'Never in question, lethal injection'
'Details blurry, lost him too early'
'I see, you're a king who's been dethroned'
'Cast out, in a world you've never known'
from 'Welcome To The Family'.
'Never in question, lethal injection'
'Details blurry, lost him too early'
'I see, you're a king who's been dethroned'
'Cast out, in a world you've never known'
from 'Welcome To The Family'.
R.I.P. The Rev, foREVer in our hearts, never forgotten. Best Rev quote:
"One day, I'm gonna jump off the bus, and run into the woods, and never come out! And when I do, I'm gonna be the knife master."
We'll miss you Jimmy! Teach God how to play those drums!
"One day, I'm gonna jump off the bus, and run into the woods, and never come out! And when I do, I'm gonna be the knife master."
We'll miss you Jimmy! Teach God how to play those drums!
by A7X forever October 6, 2010
It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
by A7X forever September 17, 2010
NEVER LOOK THIS UP ON GOOGLE IMAGES. By saying this I realize that it makes you want to do it more, see reverse phsycology. I'm not sure what it was that I looked up, but I saw an image that said,
"MINDFUCK
when you see it..."
By the time I finished reading the captio- AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Man I shit bricks all day after that, those images are fucking horrifying!
Just make sure you HAVE crapped and pissed before you look this up, because if you shit and piss at the same time in you pants, hahaha that would be fun to watch! Plus you'd need some new underwear, shorts, a couch, carpet, and dignity. If I could hack this page to have a mindfuck image, I would, believe me. Sadly though I can't even hack mario kart wii.
"MINDFUCK
when you see it..."
By the time I finished reading the captio- AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Man I shit bricks all day after that, those images are fucking horrifying!
Just make sure you HAVE crapped and pissed before you look this up, because if you shit and piss at the same time in you pants, hahaha that would be fun to watch! Plus you'd need some new underwear, shorts, a couch, carpet, and dignity. If I could hack this page to have a mindfuck image, I would, believe me. Sadly though I can't even hack mario kart wii.
by A7X forever August 12, 2010
A half-funny half-awsome song by Lil' John and the Eastside Boys. It is very true that you may suffer seizures from watching the video, so don't wach it on a big screen in a dark room. Another well known song by that group is Get Low, featured in NFS Underdround.
Snap yo fingers!
Do ya step!
You can do it all by yourself!
Let me see ya do it! ay!
Let me see ya do it! ay!
Snap yo fingers!
Then rock with it!
Do it, do it, do it, do it,
gon drop wit it!
Do a step wit it!
Put ya hips wit it!
All my ladies let me see you put a twist in it!
-Lil' John and the Eastside Boys
Do ya step!
You can do it all by yourself!
Let me see ya do it! ay!
Let me see ya do it! ay!
Snap yo fingers!
Then rock with it!
Do it, do it, do it, do it,
gon drop wit it!
Do a step wit it!
Put ya hips wit it!
All my ladies let me see you put a twist in it!
-Lil' John and the Eastside Boys
by A7X forever July 22, 2010
1. A nice lady who does your hair.
2. A so called 'man' who is a cocksucking sodomizing cum drinking ass licking faggot! Their pants are so tight you can see their ballsack, and they secretly wear bebe underwear. I may not be a girl, but I'm pretty sure it's a girl company. They pretend to do your hair, but really they are looking at some other guy's ass across the room. And like, they say like like, after like every word, like, yeah. That's why I bought clippers and do it myself.
2. A so called 'man' who is a cocksucking sodomizing cum drinking ass licking faggot! Their pants are so tight you can see their ballsack, and they secretly wear bebe underwear. I may not be a girl, but I'm pretty sure it's a girl company. They pretend to do your hair, but really they are looking at some other guy's ass across the room. And like, they say like like, after like every word, like, yeah. That's why I bought clippers and do it myself.
by A7X forever September 10, 2010