This nocturnal creature derives from the town of Knebworth. She is slightly retarded which is supported by her strict diet of Bob the Builder Spaghetti Hoops on toast and occasionally a few Babybells. Brightly coloured plastic cutlery is the prefferred choice of tool for eating such food (please bare in mind she is 22 years old). She has an inability to recognise obvious mountain ranges that are in clear view.
I didn't notice them massive mountains over there, I'm such a Henaghan.
Stop being a Henaghan and use a proper knife and fork