1. A talented, funny, cute, sensitive and smart cannibal who eats hearts that he or she has picked from wild bushes in mid August during a full moon wearing his or hers birthday suit after reciting the cast of Glee or Family Guy in alphabetical order.
2. A burnt out microwave from 1986.
3. A song that turns light into different colors.
That wild_heart is so awesome, i should invite him to my birthday party but.... i'm not.