The name given to a person that wears shoes from ALDO. Although this is an important asset they must also brush and shampoo their shoes. Most Loafer Doafers sleep with fugly sluts and they get their bikes stolen. The population of loafer doafers in bridge town nova scotia is extremely high. If you like the number 14 then you deffinately are a loafer doafer!
I saw adam chipman yesterday...what a loafer doafer!
Annie Crocker slept with a loafer dofer!
Usually refurring to when a girl has a mustache. A Dirty Pistachio can be seen if you watch the porn film, Hairy Lesbians Gone Wild, on the pornstar Morgan Lewis. This normally means that this chick has a longer mustache than the man!
Wow that cougar has a Dirty Pistachio
I had sex with that Dirty Pistashio last night
I only date girls with Dirty Pistashios