Any beer at a party than has been abandoned by it's owner.
Dale was holding back the vomit after killing off the wounded soldiers left over from his "don't ask, don't tell" party.
After the party, Bob waltzed around his humble abode, downing wounded soldiers like a trooper.
Business establishment owned and operated by rapper 50 cent's older brother.
Yo! Get you some pimp-ass gear and a hot 9 milli at 99 cent store
An uninvited guest.
When the guy in the blue dress walked in to the biker bar, all conversation stopped except for the obvious question, "Who the fuck is this yonkus?"
When two people line up butt to butt and poop into each other.
The porno was incredibly boring until the German girls started to do the lunar log-jam.
An ice-cold beer of the un-tasty variety.
Since I was the last person to arrive at the party, all that was left in the cooler were frosty crapcicles.
Supreme Bad Ass
YO! That dude just kicked the shit out of me, stole all of my cash, and now he's making out with my girlfriend; he must be A-row.
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