(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.
Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?
Guy: (Monkey Kiss)
Girl: Awww! Gross!
A declaration made upon seeing a yellow car. Believed that for every car you see and call out first you will be obtain 5 more minutes of sex in your life. May cause extreme competitiveness between associates, possibly resulting in anger and violence.
Friend 1: Hey is that a...
Friend 2: YELLOW CAR!
Friend 1: Damnit! (punches Friend 2 in arm)