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Not Coke.

An imitation soda. You might buy this at a gas station. Generally a Coke/Pepsi knock-off, but can be any non-brand name soda. Noca Cola is cheaper than real soda, but in this case you get what you pay for.

Likely to be served with Noreos.
Student Union Treasurer: We can't afford soda for everyone at the dance.
Student Union President: But we need soda!
Student Union VP: Let's just get Noca-Cola!

*AT THE DANCE*
Kid 1: This soda sucks!

Kid two: Duh, it’s Noca-Cola!

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