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The median between a "whiskey dick" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his whiskey dick by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual performance and resentment towards ones genitals.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you fuck her?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."
by A male with genitals August 06, 2009

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