A helpful Platypus
The event that happens every 2-3 months when you realize you don't like or talk to half of the people you are friends with on Facebook and systematically delete them.
Guy 1: Man I don't even remember adding half of these people
Guy 2: I guess it's time to start a Friend-o-caust
When you make love in an improvised setting but yet at the same time secluded.
Steven: Hey man where'd David go?
John: Yeah now that you mention it Jessica is gone too
Jeff: Oh David? He's busy getting goo in the canoe over there
Steven/John: Nice, nice
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