2 definitions by A Silvz

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the second main reason of suicide in America.

(the first is Jeff Foxworthy)
Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.

Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?

Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.

Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.
by A Silvz February 22, 2009

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The worst comedian ever, who rapes all the children on are you smarter than a fifth grader. AND IS NOT SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER!
"you know you're a redneck when your sister's your mom, and your grandma's your cousin and your neice"
Jeff Foxworthy
by A Silvz February 22, 2009

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