A person who says that they love the one-man band Owl City but have only heard Fireflies or possibly Vanilla Twilight and Hello Seattle and think they they have the fucking right to call themselves Owl Citizens.
Sherry: I love Owl City so much! I'm such a big fan!
Carol: Really? What songs to do you have on your iPod, and which is your favorite?
Sherry: I have Hello Seattle, Fireflies, and Vanilla Twilight and I love them all!
Carol: Get the fuck out of my sight you Illegal Owl Citizen.