4 definitions by A Bathing Ape

Top Definition
The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape July 20, 2008
Friend Had My Phone

This is reaaaaaally useful if you send a text message to the wrong person, say something offensive, or someone takes something you said the wrong way.
Jen = Bangin'
(You meant to send this to your boy james, but, since she's on your mind, you send this to Jen)

After she replies back....

OOh sorry, FHMP.

(More likely than not your friend DID have your phone at one time, so, Technically, you're being honest)
by A Bathing Ape July 20, 2008
The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape July 20, 2008
Fresh.

and/or

Sexy.
As an N.:
Dang I'd love to mack that Hot-Tamale over there.

OR

As an Adj:

Who is the freshest artist out there? There's so many of them

I think its unanymous: Diddy. He is as Hot-Tamale as it gets.
by A Bathing Ape July 20, 2008

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