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The ass to breast ratio is the ratio of where the ass and breasts on a female are in proportion to each other

It is calculated by how much the breasts protrude from the breast bone, and for the ass, how much it protrudes from just above the tail bone.

For example;

A girls breasts protrudes from her breast bone by 4 inches and the ass protrudes from the tailbone 4 inches, the ratio is perfect for that girl

Ratio=4:4

Or you can calculate it by looking at a girl sideways and if the ass pocks out as much as the breasts you have got a girl with the perfect ratio

The ratio can differ slightly

For example;

A girls breasts protrude 4 inches and the ass 3 to 3.5 inches thats ok

Ratio=4:3 or 4:3.5

NOTE
All measurements must be taken from the peak of the breast or ass, in other words the measurement from the furthest point away from the breast or tailbone on the female
good ass to breast ratios are;

5:5

5:4

4:4.5

bad ratios are;

5:1= ok boobs but no ass

0.5:5 = small breasts to the size of ass

4:0= run away, ok boobs but absolutely no ass
by 88MOOSE88 July 29, 2010

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An insult to a person who is in or driving a mobility scooter.

Where it came from;
The insult takes the piss out of real hot rod owners thinking they own the road

Definition;
hot rods usually consist of old people who have no idea or think they know how to drive a mobility scooter properly, they usually drive too quickly and can’t turn correctly, thus resulting in a crash or having the back of your legs smacked or scraped by the bumper on the scooter.
This is usually followed by a "oh, it’s ok" but people want to say "for fuck sake drive that think properly".

some hot rod owners, can customized there mobility scooter by putting a number plate of there name, or customize it with some sort of stickers or other crap such as beads or in the worst case rear wings (spoilers) or other body modifications

Hot rod owners also have there gran kids hang on the back or front to make them look like cool grandparents
mark was shopping in a store when a mobility scooter clipped the back of his legs while knocking items of the stores shelf.

mark; oh thats ok

mark ,while in pain, thinks "fucking hot rod, drive that thing proberly"

or

mark was shopping and a mobility scooter hit his leg as it passed by, the person driving the scooter sped up and acted like nothing happened

mark; calm down hot rod
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also d-drum or Ddrum

one of the best sounding drum manufactures in the world. PEARL are one of there main rivals, pearl drums sound great and have one of the best bass drum sounds in the world

ddrum are fucking expensive but worth every penny its the perfect mix between quality and alround great workmanship
tom; ddrum sound great

mark;hell yea but its hard to pick between pearl and ddrum they both sound awesome
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