A illusionist that messes up all the time. He's the ugliest guy in the world. Hes greasy, too muscular, and it looks like he never takes a bath and brushes his hair. If you think he's cute, your CRAZY!!! He has the dumbest show in this universe called "Criss Angel Mindfreak" He sucks at magic, he's extremely arrogant. It looks like he would date a guy, and his voice is so annoying. He has this retarded lisp, and he's stuck on himself. He thinks he's all that when he's actually a loser. Criss Angel sucks, DON'T like him, and DON'T watch his stupid fake show.
Criss Angel is UGLY!
Criss Angel SUCKS!